Golf Course Bootlegger

Three Guys Golf Blog: If you are anything like me, you know there is nothing worse than making the turn and being faced with the decision of whether to nurse the last two beers or pony up for a $25.00 six pack of Miller Lite.  It is exactly this type of extortion which has led me to become a golf course bootlegger.

It is a risk-reward situation so ask yourself “what would Al do?”

In the past, it was never much of an issue since I was not a big drinker on the course. Recently though, I have been playing with some buddies who prefer to tip a few during the round. And when I say a few, I mean a few twelve packs.  Realizing that I would be spending more on beer than greens fees, I have resorted to smuggling in the booze.  Key to this effort is a large cart bag.  Sure they are made to put extra clothes, shoes and apparel, but what they are really good for is hiding a 12 pack of Bud from the starter.

Now, I am not advocating breaking the “no outside beverages allowed” rule, but I can tell you that with a little bit of ingenuity and a hint of bravery, one can save a considerable sum of cash!